I often get teased for my Luddite ways. But you can hardly expect an old cat to learn new tricks.
I’ve always been interested in time travel. All of it except the packing and traveling part.
Catnip may grow on trees but that doesn’t mean I want my kids to eat it.
I lead her quietly along
Stupid dog just runs.
Certain characteristics set great cats apart: like eating moths, licking photographs and writing haiku. Stay tuned.
That toy that took 10 hours to make gets 10 seconds of my time. I call that Big Love.
I am often asked to model and though bothered by the long hours and little pay I endure because I look so damn good on the cover of Vogue.
So many flowers on the list of things that are sure to kill me, but their beauty is so intriguing and they are such beguiling things. Let me take my chances… I will just stop to smell these…maybe eat them.